Dear Management,
PLEASE stop sending emails reminding employees about cubicle etiquette. It must remind the offenders that they have offensive tendencies they don’t think they’re using effectively enough. It never fails that the days following the email, phone conversations get louder and more frequent – and sometimes on speakerphone, radio volumes get turned up, over the cubicle talking increases, cell phones ring longer, perfume is doused even more heavily, popcorn gets burned, and so on.
We can’t hear. We can’t breathe. We need air. We’re grateful for your effort, but need to ask you to stop helping us.
Thank you,
The Righteous
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