I’ve always wondered how the person on the other end feels when someone takes her on a cell phone trip to the bathroom. I guess they don’t mind? I don’t know, it seems a little disrespectful to say the least, but I guess if nobody cares, who am I to judge? And to show my approval, I like to flush constantly during their conversation whether I need to or not.
Yesterday, in between my own flushes, I heard the funniest thing.
“Did you send the invitations?”
“Did you handwrite them?”
“What about the envelopes? Did you handwrite the envelopes?”
“Good. I think that’s always so much more personal.”
If anybody knows personal, it’s you, honey.
Flush.
