Green Acres Employee Survey Process

  1. Put up posters about a company-wide migration to common system platforms
  2. Wait a month or two
  3. Create an online survey to ask employees about awareness of said initiative that is now scheduled to happen in one week
  4. Instruct VPs to send out an email requesting participation in awareness survey
  5. Send out said email
  6. Field questions and realize that the entire company has no idea about any of this
  7. Quickly have more posters printed and hung in every department
  8. Instruct VPs to send out second email requesting participation in awareness survey
  9. Send out said email
  10. Field more questions and realize that nobody is aware of any (not the old, not the new) posters
  11. Deploy on time anyway

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